Too Fat Lardies

Hey, I told you not to call me that on line.....

And in any event, I wonder what colour would your cherished waffenfarbe be after a few good downpours, a few washes before the advent of really colourfast dyes and a good daily soaking with sweat? Obviously in that situation you would distinguish by smell, rather than colour, as alternative environ...

Well, that seems to have killed the thread!

Since the bells have been taken, I'll have mine with brass knobs instead. Excellent work, Mr Bond.

(I feel I should be wearing a lab coat when I say that.....)

Even when they're closed!

Actually I misremember it was Kenneth Williams http://www.mandysutter.com/wp-content/uploads/infamy.jpg In fact, the line was penned by the writing duo of Frank Muir and Denis Norden for an episode of the 1950s radio show Take It From Here (TIFH). Williams lifted it, and I'm told Muir went to his g...

Here's one notably successful Praetorian's career: Soldier of the VIII Praetorian Cohort. Beneficiarius of the Praetorian Prefect, decorated in Britain with torques, arm-rings and phalerae Evocatus of the emperor, decorated with a golden crown Centurion of the VI Cohort of Vigiles Centurion of the ...

Wow! A trailer that doesn't give away the ending, and/or contain the only four funny moments in the entire film? You've obviously not learned how to make trailers from Hollywood.....so you will definitely get me and a lot of others checking out your battle reports - well done!

I've not permanently lost any, but couldn't access them some to a computer glitch. Luckily, I'd saved the email that the download was attached to and was able to access that.

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Tue Mar 24, 2020 9:13 pm

Excellent idea, we’d be happy to give the spare set to you, in fact we can deliver it in person, all you need to do is cover cost of delivery. We can keep it reasonable and settle for business class return from Sydney......

I'd seriously consider that given the quality of your stuff!