A wise man from Birmingham once said “It’s Christmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas!” and once again he’s right, ‘cos its here again. On Lard Island that means two things, a surplus of mince pies and sherry and a Festive build project. This year we are looking forwards to testing the ideas and army lists behind the forthcoming Far East Handbook for Chain of Command, so we have a HUGE project ahead of us. I need to paint several armies, read a huge pile of books and, possibly the most challenging bit, build a whole load of jungle and associated terrain.
For me the figures and books are pretty straightforward. The jungle is a bit trickier as, to be frank, I don’t have a really fixed idea about what I am going to do. I’ve looked at a lot of ideas on-line, but unlike Goldilocks, I just can’t find one that is ‘just right’. So, with no clear plan, I thought I’d just jump in and have a go. We shall see where that ends up…
First things first, I knew that a big pile of palm trees I had bought on eBay would be centre stage. I also knew that some 3mm MDF terrain bases I had got from, Charlie Foxtrot would be the bases. You can see them here.
This first stage was pretty simple. I added some artists mounting board to some bases to give variation in elevation, drilled some holes and stuck the palm trees in place with hot glue. This is all pretty blooming obvious. I used artists mounting board as I find that even high density polystyrene is a bit squidgy and when tall trees get knocked the principle of leverage as discovered by elderly bubble Archimedes is applied and said tree is torn from its base. Artists mounting board would, I hoped be a bit more resilient. I also had it to hand, which sometimes will suffice. An artists mounting board in the hand is worth an Archimedes in the bush.
Actually, having done this I did find myself wondering if the minimal change in elevation as worth it. In fact when two bits of board are applied it isn’t really that noticeable. Three bits, however, do give a better result.
Anyway, that was the easy bit. What next?
Well, I reckoned that I wanted to add four layers of foliage. A relatively tall layer of, say an inch to an inch and an half in height, followed by some lower but possibly wider planes to give ground cover. Below that would be rotting leaves on the floor with a general layer of green vegetation on top or around that.
For the tall foliage, I used a mix of fish tank plants some of which were good to go out of the pack, some longer tailing plants were ideal only when snipped into sections. I decided that once again I would drill into the bases for these as this really does increase the strength. The plant below is a good example of what can be found on eBay for peanuts.
Next, I used the longer”chain” type plants designed to sway about in a fish tank to create some standing plants. When you loom at them straight from the pack they look utterly useless.
However, with a judicious clip or snip they can look like this within seconds. Much more useful. If not actually perfect for what we want. I’ll also be using these later for some areas of lower standing vegetation. Again, drill a hole and stick in place with a hot glue gun.
Now, a quick interlude here before we look at shorter and wider plants that will give us ground cover. Why, you may ask, am I now painting these plants and trees before I stick them into the base. Surely I don’t want my plants looking quite so vivid and plastic? You’re right. Many tutorials suggest painting stuff first of all, even taking apart the bits of trees and painting the foliage and truck separately. There are two reasons for this. Firstly, I am lazy and the idea of painting individual palm fronds strikes me as being as thrilling as contracting botulism. Secondly, I am not convinced that we can’t just tosh on the paint and get a pretty similar result to treating this as though it were the Sistine Chapel. This may well be a huge Crocodile which returns to bite me in the arse, but I feel pretty confident at this moment.
Right, off to walk the mad dog. More later on bush related fun.
Part of the fun of playtesting a set of rules is the opportunity to not just think about the rules, but also to play games and have fun with the characters involved. As anyone who has played Lardy rules will know, our emphasis is on the men who fought and their importance on the battlefield.