Lard Down Under

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

• Priscilla, Queen of the Lard

Or Priscillard, Queen of the Dessert (sic).

[Truscott Trotter]

My vote goes for...
Priscilla Queen of the Lard.....staring...Sydney!

[JimLeCat]

Since no one has yet mentioned them, I guess it falls to me to suggest:-

Lard Max
The Lard Warrior

[Truscott Trotter]

Let snot forget 'The Adventures of Barry McLardie'

[poiter50]

Yeah but you would have to drink Fosters when playing that.

Let snot forget 'The Adventures of Barry McLardie'

[oozeboss]

Very sad, this thread. Just a bunch of Try Lards, if you axe me.

[Truscott Trotter]

Yeah but you would have to drink Fosters when playing that.

Aaaaargh noooo anything but that!
Have the Poms realised that the only place in the word were Fosters is still sold is UK?

[BaronVonWreckedoften]

Long ago, mate - sending Paul Hogan over to promote it was the big give-away. We only kept buying it because we wanted to keep your economy going so we'd have somewhere sunny to retire to where they understand English.

[Truscott Trotter]

Well to be fair we also send over lots of XXXX and Jacobs Creek too and they are both crap.

[poiter50]

It's the Yellow Tail I dislike with the stylised Kanga on the label.