Too Fat Lardies

Having seen the spirit of lard so well displayed in the titles of UK Lardy Games Days, I am wondering if we Australian champions of lard should not reflect similarly. My understanding is that there are now two reasonably regular Lardy Games Days in Oz - as part of CanCon and MOAB. So, to get the ball rolling, some suggestions:

• Sunburnt Lard - probably appropriate for CanCon

• Lard of Sweeping Plains - ditto

• Wizard of Lard - perhaps for MOAB, given it is in the Emerald City

• Girt by Lard - again for MOAB being in the Sutherland Shire and so almost surrounded by water

Advance Lardstralia Fair?

Waltzing Mylarda

It's a Lard Way to the Top..

Picking up on that last theme, my wife has chipped in with:

• You're the Lard

• The Pub with no Lard

• Lardy Day too far away

and perhaps beyond the pale for so many reasons...

• Six White Lardies

But she's also a big fan of "It's a Lard way to the top..."

We Come from the Lard Down Under (with apologies to Men at Work).

Oh - nice one... I do like that. But it doesn't have a sub-heading like '.. if you want a sausage roll'. And as a bonus, you get bagpipe music as well

Wake in Lard!


Should be compulsory viewing for all Lardies coming down under for a comp in the bush!

Truscott Trotter wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:57 pm

Wake in Lard!

Truly inspired! And opens up a run of:

• Lardabout

• Lard Boy

• Picnic at Hanging Lard

• Strictly Lardroom

and perhaps pushing it too far...

• Priscilla, Queen of the Lard

Not to forget

Neighlards
And
Lard and Away