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Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:29 pm
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Capt Fortier wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:31 am
  • Priscilla, Queen of the Lard
Or Priscillard, Queen of the Dessert (sic).

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:13 pm
by Truscott Trotter
My vote goes for...
Priscilla Queen of the Lard.....staring...Sydney!

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:08 pm
by JimLeCat
Since no one has yet mentioned them, I guess it falls to me to suggest:-

Lard Max
The Lard Warrior

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:57 pm
by Truscott Trotter
Let snot forget 'The Adventures of Barry McLardie'

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:08 am
by poiter50
Yeah but you would have to drink Fosters when playing that.
Truscott Trotter wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:57 pm
Let snot forget 'The Adventures of Barry McLardie'

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:20 am
by oozeboss
Very sad, this thread. Just a bunch of Try Lards, if you axe me.

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:28 am
by Truscott Trotter
poiter50 wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:08 am
Yeah but you would have to drink Fosters when playing that.
Aaaaargh noooo anything but that!
Have the Poms realised that the only place in the word were Fosters is still sold is UK?

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:18 am
by BaronVonWreckedoften
Long ago, mate - sending Paul Hogan over to promote it was the big give-away. We only kept buying it because we wanted to keep your economy going so we'd have somewhere sunny to retire to where they understand English.

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:51 am
by Truscott Trotter
Well to be fair we also send over lots of XXXX and Jacobs Creek too and they are both crap.

Re: Lard Down Under

Posted: Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:13 am
by poiter50
It's the Yellow Tail I dislike with the stylised Kanga on the label.