Lard Down Under

For gamers putting on TooFatLardies games at Shows and Conventions

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BaronVonWreckedoften
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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by BaronVonWreckedoften » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:29 pm

Capt Fortier wrote:
Tue Jan 21, 2020 11:31 am
  • Priscilla, Queen of the Lard
Or Priscillard, Queen of the Dessert (sic).
No plan survives first contact with the dice.

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Truscott Trotter
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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by Truscott Trotter » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:13 pm

My vote goes for...
Priscilla Queen of the Lard.....staring...Sydney!

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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by JimLeCat » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:08 pm

Since no one has yet mentioned them, I guess it falls to me to suggest:-

Lard Max
The Lard Warrior

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Truscott Trotter
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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by Truscott Trotter » Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:57 pm

Let snot forget 'The Adventures of Barry McLardie'

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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by poiter50 » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:08 am

Yeah but you would have to drink Fosters when playing that.
Truscott Trotter wrote:
Wed Jan 22, 2020 10:57 pm
Let snot forget 'The Adventures of Barry McLardie'

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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by oozeboss » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:20 am

Very sad, this thread. Just a bunch of Try Lards, if you axe me.

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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by Truscott Trotter » Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:28 am

poiter50 wrote:
Thu Jan 23, 2020 12:08 am
Yeah but you would have to drink Fosters when playing that.
Aaaaargh noooo anything but that!
Have the Poms realised that the only place in the word were Fosters is still sold is UK?

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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by BaronVonWreckedoften » Thu Jan 23, 2020 7:18 am

Long ago, mate - sending Paul Hogan over to promote it was the big give-away. We only kept buying it because we wanted to keep your economy going so we'd have somewhere sunny to retire to where they understand English.
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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by Truscott Trotter » Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:51 am

Well to be fair we also send over lots of XXXX and Jacobs Creek too and they are both crap.

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Re: Lard Down Under

Post by poiter50 » Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:13 am

It's the Yellow Tail I dislike with the stylised Kanga on the label.

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