Lard Down Under

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Capt Fortier
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Lard Down Under

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Having seen the spirit of lard so well displayed in the titles of UK Lardy Games Days, I am wondering if we Australian champions of lard should not reflect similarly. My understanding is that there are now two reasonably regular Lardy Games Days in Oz - as part of CanCon and MOAB. So, to get the ball rolling, some suggestions:
  • Sunburnt Lard - probably appropriate for CanCon
  • Lard of Sweeping Plains - ditto
  • Wizard of Lard - perhaps for MOAB, given it is in the Emerald City
  • Girt by Lard - again for MOAB being in the Sutherland Shire and so almost surrounded by water
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Advance Lardstralia Fair?
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Waltzing Mylarda

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It's a Lard Way to the Top..
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Picking up on that last theme, my wife has chipped in with:
  • You're the Lard
  • The Pub with no Lard
  • Lardy Day too far away
and perhaps beyond the pale for so many reasons...
  • Six White Lardies
But she's also a big fan of "It's a Lard way to the top..."
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We Come from the Lard Down Under (with apologies to Men at Work).
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Painting little soldiers for tactical battles on the table top

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Oh - nice one... I do like that. But it doesn't have a sub-heading like '.. if you want a sausage roll'. And as a bonus, you get bagpipe music as well :)
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Wake in Lard!
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Should be compulsory viewing for all Lardies coming down under for a comp in the bush!

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Truscott Trotter wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:57 pm
Wake in Lard!
Truly inspired! And opens up a run of:
  • Lardabout
  • Lard Boy
  • Picnic at Hanging Lard
  • Strictly Lardroom
and perhaps pushing it too far...
  • Priscilla, Queen of the Lard
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Not to forget

Neighlards
And
Lard and Away

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