Too Fat Lardies

"Troops who assume a Tactical stance are taking their time to seek out the best possible cover." (Page 9 of rule book). Logically, while they're "taking their time" to basically attempt to squeeze as much of their soft squishy and exposed bits into their helmet as is humanly possible while crying ou...

Depends on what you're calling 'high', Back in my youth a 7' wall was no issue when urgency was required. Much higher than that was a non-starter though without a boost, so if time was short I'd run along it until a gap appeared I guess. That "O My God I'm Gonna Die" Adrenalin surge makes momentary...

Rich H wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 12, 2018 12:11 pm

We take the obvious escape route. Makes more sense than climbing a wall.

Except, perhaps, when it puts a nice big solid lump of masonry between you and those blokes assiduously attempting to put holes in you?

Truscott Trotter wrote: ↑

Sat Mar 10, 2018 10:20 pm

Or the Soviet national characteristic
" make really good Borscht"

That can only be a quote from somebody whose childhood was never blighted by constantly having to eat that stuff.

(Speaking as one whose was.)

A bunch of units all sitting shtuumm and peering into the shrubbery trying to locate the source of that last odd angry shot are effectively all rendered static by one bloke with a gun. Which is a pretty good return on investment, I'd say.

BaronVonWreckedoften wrote: ↑

Mon Mar 05, 2018 3:21 pm

And replace the faces with photo-shopped Lard Team members.

Truscott Trotter wrote:Hahaha now that would offend a lot of people

Speaking as somebody with the perfect face for radio, I can only agree here.

Truscott Trotter wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:47 am

and Tank turret top machine gunners .....

Rick the Red wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 07, 2018 2:12 am

Thanks for the replies Guys as you can see still a newbie in the learning curve

Been there, done that.

Asked pretty much the same sort of question, so never get tired of addressing it. There are no dumb questions here, so feel free to ask anything at any time.

I am so not going to touch either of those last two posts.

When I first started I would have agreed with you now I have learned to exploit their weeknesses Squeaking as a frequent player of said allegedly OP PG's (although not when I'm commanding them), is that why it takes you seven days to work out how to defeat the gallant Defenders of European Civiliza...